The Fluffadoos

Who are these four furry silhouettes? Why are they loitering about in what appears to be the North Pole—or perhaps the world’s most overachieving Christmas tree farm?

One can’t help but wonder how they arrived. A helicopter, perhaps? Because nothing says “mystery” quite like spending half the budget to look slightly windier. And that sunbeam—good heavens—is it divine intervention, or just the cameraman shouting, “Quick! The light looks cinematic—everyone act mysterious!”

No one quite knows who they are. No one knows why they’re here. But one thing’s certain… these fuzzy enigmas have made snow look expensive.